Take a Deep Breath

Healing methods you can choose:
Wearing magnets in your shoes,
Reiki, Reflexology, Tarot, Iridology,
Cranial Sacral, Shiatsu,
Past Life: Meet the former you,
Naturo-Homeo-Osteopath,
Castor oil, Epsom bath,
Meditation, Bible, Zen,
Chant your mantra. Chant again.
Yoga, Chakra, Mitzvah, Rolf,
Psychic Healing, Twelve-Step, Golf,
Findhorn, Lourdes, Ashram, EST,
Ganges, Dead Sea, Vision Quest,
Channeling, Astrology,
Candling, Mythology,
Try Psychoanalysis,
Be here NOW, Follow your BLISS,
Crystals, Colour-therapy,
Count on Numerology,
Acupuncture – Get the point!
Feng-Shui will clean up the joint,
Garlic pills or garlic chewed,
Imaging can change your mood,
Cleanse, Pilates, Primal Scream,
Before you rise, record your dream,
Journal writing – Face your fears,
Flower-essence, Rub your ears,
Biofeedback, Aqua-fit,
Floating in a darkened pit,
Need your neck cracked?
Here’s the fact – you’re
going to need a Chiropractor.
Enneagram – Find your number,
Buckwheat pillow while you slumber,
St. John’s Wort, Mandala,
Celtic Runes, Novena,
Tai Chi, Chi Kung, Angel pin,
Ginseng (or try just the Gin),
Deva, Shaman, Guru, Priest,
Fasting or Organic feast,
Tofu, Wheat grass, Dairy-free,
Echinacea, Lemon Tea,
Chia seeds, Red Quinoa,
Juice your food, Eat it raw,
Vinegar, Glucosamine,
Anything from the soybean,
Digestion problems? Oh, don’t fuss –
Just take some Acidophilus,
Zinc, Cumin, Turmeric,
Stopped up? Psyllium does the trick!
Antioxidants, Vitamin D,
Honey and Cinnamon, Omega 3
Probiotics, Cut out salt, Aromatherapy, Gestalt!
If you know your problem’s chronic
– Hydrotherapy (Colonic).
Run. Jog. Walk. Rest.
Laughter has been called “the best”.
And don’t forget your gingko pill,
Or you may forget you’re ill.